About

Calley Nye is a feisty female comic from Manchester, CT. She’s performed at Carolines on Broadway, Standup NY, the Hartford Funnybone, and other comedy clubs, bars, night clubs, restaurants and dirty sofas all over the East Coast.

She’s been deemed the “next big thing” by her mother, and is featured regularly on her grandmother’s refrigerator.

A former model, entrepreneur, blogger, waitress, nomad, and pseudo-internet celebrity, she pulls from her vast life experiences to entertain diverse audiences.

It is common knowledge that she feeds on male tears, and wakes up every morning with the goal of battling and bringing to light many sexual injustices. Like anal. Gross.